You’re shopping. You find a super-cute dress. You go to try on super-cute dress. Super-cute dress is cut really tight at the arms. Super-cute dress is impossible to zip all the way up.
Thank God for overly-helpful salespeople!! One quick yank and you’re all set. Super-cute dress looks super-adorable on - you can hardly wait to wear it to work tomorrow!!
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The next morning, you come to the startling realization that you still can’t zip the dress up by yourself. And yes, this is actually surprising to you. Somehow, you thought that once you were at home, you and the dress would be able to work together a little bit better - that maybe your natural zipping motions were stunted in the unfamiliar territory of the dressing room, but once in your natural habitat…
Nope. Not even a little bit. 7 minutes and 2 mangled fingernails later, you head out your door half un-done, bbming a co-worker to meet you at the elevator for a quick zip job.
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I really shouldn’t live alone.