Outstanding Absences

November 14, 2013 Stacie Corliss

I think I just found the tagline for the movie about my life.

Fortunes for Talentless Whores

July 22, 2013 Stacie Corliss

Ho-kay, cookie - you win this round.

The trials & travails

of

stacie corliss

an autobiography. filed under awkwardness & embarrassment at your local library.

don't try to ask them about it at the desk. it gets really weird...really fast.

Note from the author:
my existence is magically tragic. mostly because jesus has decided to use my life for his own entertainment. it's okay to be a little bit jealous.