I may or may not have had a sleepover with a new friend. New friend may or may not have used his roomie’s car to take me home the next morning.
2 weeks later I may or may not have received this text:
My roomie came home from his trip today and went on a date and she found this in his car. I wish I could’ve been there to see him talk his way outta that one. How about you take me out and reclaim this so I don’t feel like I was used as a piece of meat? ;)
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I love you, Mom.