2 days later. No reply. Probably going to wait the requisite 3 days. NBD.
I get busy with [my incredibly exciting] life and fail to notice that an entire week has passed. Omg. He’s probably dying, wondering why I haven’t replied yet! I can hardly wait to see the fratastic gem that is surely residing in Rebecca’s inbox!
Nothing. There is nothing in her inbox.
I checked again today, JIC. (Just in case. Duh.) Still nothing in her inbox, aside from Gmail’s excessive slash unnecessary welcome messages.
Awesome. My Internet creation can’t even get a fake date with a douchebag on Craigslist.
Maybe he’s in the hospital?