DOS Cool, Man

May 14, 2014 Stacie Corliss

"I don’t want a capital. If I had wanted a capital, I would have typed a capital. I know how to use the shift key."

George R. R. Martin is my spirit animal.

The trials & travails

of

stacie corliss

an autobiography. filed under awkwardness & embarrassment at your local library.

don't try to ask them about it at the desk. it gets really weird...really fast.

Note from the author:
my existence is magically tragic. mostly because jesus has decided to use my life for his own entertainment. it's okay to be a little bit jealous.