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They Paved Paradise

February 19, 2015 Stacie Corliss

After leaving our car with valet for thirty minutes:

Parking Attendant: "That'll be $8." 
mylifeissonotironic: "Even with validation?" 
PA: "Yeah, without validation it's $10 an hour. With validation, it's $8 for the day." 

mylifeissonotironic: "Ah, ok." 
PA: "Oh wait - were you here for the event?" 

mylifeissonotironic: "Yeah!!" 
...
PA: "That will be $10."
...
...
...

In Life Fails, Only in LA, Truths Tags Only in LA, Parking, Valet, mylifeissonotironic
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The trials & travails  

of 

stacie corliss

an autobiography. filed under awkwardness & embarrassment at your local library.

don't try to ask them about it at the desk. it gets really weird...really fast.

Note from the author:
my existence is magically tragic. mostly because jesus has decided to use my life for his own entertainment. it's okay to be a little bit jealous.

 

 

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