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September 19, 2013 Stacie Corliss

INT. RALPH’S GROCERY CO - NIGHT

STACIE is exiting the store with her mother, JUDY. Hands full of groceries; head full of so many other things.

                                             JUDY

               What did you think of him?! I think he liked you. 

                                            STACIE

               The checkout man? Seriously??

                                             JUDY

               He was a nice, good-looking guy!

                                             STACIE

               HE WAS BALDING AND WEARING AN ORANGE VEST, MOM. 

Someone’s getting desperate. Hint: It’s not me.

In Love (Dis)Connections Tags grocery store, fashion, editorial, funny, lol, love, sex, dating, stuff my mom says, single girl problems
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The trials & travails  

of 

stacie corliss

an autobiography. filed under awkwardness & embarrassment at your local library.

don't try to ask them about it at the desk. it gets really weird...really fast.

Note from the author:
my existence is magically tragic. mostly because jesus has decided to use my life for his own entertainment. it's okay to be a little bit jealous.

 

 

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