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M-I-C-K-E-WHY

March 9, 2014 Stacie Corliss

Yesterday, as our adventure-filled day at Disneyland came to a close, imsecretlystraightforirony and I decided we needed to indulge in a little midnight snack of lactose and hot fudge. He would be sharing his with his boyfriend, while my fat-attack would be more of a solo venture, so to speak.

For those of you who have not attempted to order an ice cream sundae from the Dreyer’s-hosted Gibson Girl Ice Cream Parlor, there are three options…all of which are the same size. And let’s just say, the bicycles aren’t the only things built for two in that magically mousey world. 

I told the guy behind the counter that mine was for me and my homies. Because I’d be pouring a little out….

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He gave me this face in return:

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Oh boy. Giggle giggle?

In Life Fails Tags disneyland, awkward encounters, eating for two, single girl problems, jokes that fall flat, lol, funny
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The trials & travails  

of 

stacie corliss

an autobiography. filed under awkwardness & embarrassment at your local library.

don't try to ask them about it at the desk. it gets really weird...really fast.

Note from the author:
my existence is magically tragic. mostly because jesus has decided to use my life for his own entertainment. it's okay to be a little bit jealous.

 

 

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