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Missed Connections

January 16, 2013 Stacie Corliss

I dropped by ShoeDazzle’s Santa Monica showroom earlier today, to interview their newly minted Chief Stylist, Rachel Zoe. 

While I waited for The Hollywood Reporter’s representative to finish up her line of questioning, I kicked back on the couch next to a couple of friendly faces.

They immediately complimented me on my shoes. I immediately loved them. (It doesn’t take much to get on my good side.)

I explained that, while the shoes themselves were branded by rival e-commerce site,ShoeMint, I had painted the flowers on them. They responded with the appropriate level of interest, before introducing themselves as Brian and Mira.

Brian: You could make a living off of that.

Me: Ugh, I would love to make a living off of it.  I could paint shoes all day long.

Brian: Which publication are you with?

Me: FabFitFun

[insert brief dialogue regarding target demos, etc]

Me: You guys are at ShoeDazzle?

They nod.

I get called up to the director’s chair, and gawkily extricate my 5’11” limbs and 5” heels from the low-sitting loveseat.

Brian: (to Mira) She’s really tall.

So I’ve heard.

Ten minutes later, I was walking out the door, internally rehashing the first part of our conversation.  (I’ve been trying to figure out how, exactly, to make a living off of my penchant for arts, crafts & shoes for quite awhile now, so it’s nice to have an unsolicited vote of confidence from a stranger.)

In the parking lot, I paused to check the audio on my interview recording.  Rachel’s voice pervaded my Prius, “I really admired what Brian Lee, as the CEO, has been doing here – and his wife, Mira.”

Brian and Mira. Right.  Brian, the CEO of ShoeDazzle, and his wife, Mira.

“You guys are at ShoeDazzle?”

…

I’m an idiot. 

Also - BLee, can we chat a bit more about my future career in shoe decoration? Thanks.

Sidenote: If anyone would like to buy the above-pictured shoes, they’re available for sale on Etsy. Size 8. $150. Get in there.

In Life Fails Tags missed connections, shoemint, shoedazzle, rachel zoe, shoes, diy, funny, awkward encounters
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The trials & travails  

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stacie corliss

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don't try to ask them about it at the desk. it gets really weird...really fast.

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my existence is magically tragic. mostly because jesus has decided to use my life for his own entertainment. it's okay to be a little bit jealous.

 

 

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