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More Love Than Lykke

May 14, 2014 Stacie Corliss

“Is there anybody here who’s a little heartbroken?”

This wasn’t the first time Lykke Li had half-apologized for the melancholic album she was set to perform Monday night at downtown's Theatre at the Ace. Shimmering in an oversized, metallic croc-print smoking jacket, the 28 year-old crooner crowdsourced that kind of femme-to-femme post-break-up camaraderie men have only shuddered about in their guilt-ridden night terrors.

Don’t worry – we got you, girl. Icouldtalkironyallday and I looked at each other and decided we could be heartbroken if we thought long and hard enough on the topic. Lord knows a Lykke Li performance is ripe soil for distrait introspection. I Never Learn? Me either!! Sleeping Alone? Me too!!  Never Gonna Love Again? Ok,  let’s not get too carried away here. (She doesn't. It’s perfect.) Somehow, even as Li leads the way down Ex-Lover’s Lane, her dulcet melodies lull you into a Xanax haze of love and appreciation. That, and the fact that she seems so dope, you feel like you’re hanging out with your soon-to-be new best friend.  (Did I mention the metallic croc-print smoking jacket?!)

Before all 1600 patrons of her sold-out show slipped into total solipsism, the Swedish songstress picked up the tempo with dance-friendly faves from previous albums. Jerome, Little Bit, and Rich Kids Blues saw some serious seat-sway, and I'm pretty sure I saw a few Woodstock tears at the end of her encore. Apparently, sadness really is a blessing. Oh, and everyone dug the Lykke-fied dose of Beyonce's Drunk in Love droppered onto a tune in there somewhere. I’d be a little clearer upon where, exactly, if it hadn’t been for the extra large shot of vodka the overly gracious bartender had slid our way top of show.  Said bartender attempted to compare the quality of her un-well concoction to that of Tito’s. BLASPHEMY. The Russian characters gracing that plastic handle spent the next 24 hours pouring salt in the very neural wounds they inflicted. Tito’s would NEVER. I digress.

This was my first time in the Theater at the Ace, and I can attest that everything everyone is saying is true. It’s beautiful. Like, really, really, opulently beautiful. Curbed gave a pretty spectacular run-down of its history slash revival here, if you happen to be interested.

The sound was awesome; the lighting entrancing. Lykke Li’s five-member band was quartered (quintupled?) off behind her by dramatically fluid silk sheets. For some reason, this was giving me a RENT-ish vibe, in the best possible way. Spirit fingers. In the most Gothic way possible.

As we exited the grand lobby,  a photographer from LA Weekly asked if he could get a picture. I grabbed icouldtalkironyallday and we posed...as he aimed his camera at my feet. “I love your shoes!”

…

I Never Learn.

In Raves & Reviews Tags lykke li, ace hotel, music reviews
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Rejection in the Third Degree

March 13, 2013 Stacie Corliss

Last Saturday, my besties and I stormed the Ace Hotel late night, after an evening of in-house capers with Palm Spring’s Finest. Proper noun. (You don’t want to know.)

As I danced my medium-sized heart out with the most amazing gays you will ever meet, I was rudely interrupted by an overly drunk, underly coherent soul. I attempted congeniality, as someone in our group pronounced Awkward Drunk Guy a friend of a few of our own from LA. This is how that worked out:

ADG: “This is so crazy.”

Me: “What’s so crazy?”

ADG: “This.”

Me: “What do you mean?”

ADG: “It’s just…you know…crazy.”

…

Me: “Ok.”

…

Scintillating.

Luckily, the aforementioned gays are equipped with excellent swoop-and-rescue skills. Let the revelry resume!

Unfortunately, ADG was not at a point in his night to be picking up on not-so-subtle social cues. As my fav fellow frolicker made all attempts to twirl me out of reach, ADG trailed my beat-friendly footsteps around the dance floor, occasionally capturing me in brief moments of conversational nothingness.

All in all, a slightly hilarious scene, which we proceeded to rehash the next day, as we sweat out our hangovers poolside.

…And then one amongst our crew (we shall call him DD for the purposes of this post)proceeded to rehash the whole thing once again upon his return to LA. With ADG. I love full circles. Here’s how that exchange went down:

DD: heyyyyyyyyy

ADG: hey! that was funny
i hope i didnt do anything too embarassing (sic)

DD: you were creeping on that girl
it was a topic of conversation the next day

ADG: i was creeping on everything

DD: ha
why were you there?

ADG: for a wedding
why were YOU there?

DD: friend’s birthday

ADG: oh fun times
i only hit on that girl
b/c everyone else seemed gay
and she talked to me

…

And here I thought it was my good looks and charming personality. 

Chalk. Win. Meh. 

In Love (Dis)Connections Tags ace hotel, palm springs, dating, love, modern love, hooking up, pick-up lines, funny, lol, awkward encounters
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stacie corliss

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don't try to ask them about it at the desk. it gets really weird...really fast.

Note from the author:
my existence is magically tragic. mostly because jesus has decided to use my life for his own entertainment. it's okay to be a little bit jealous.

 

 

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