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It's All Downhill From Here

July 19, 2013 Stacie Corliss

Last week in Atlanta, we made a group decision to hit up the local AMC for a little matinee action. Movie of choice: This is the End. 

Little did I know, I was about to experience one of those rare, life-defining moments.

A couple points to clarify:

1. This is the End carries an R rating

2. An R rating requires attendees be at least 17 years of age, or be in the pseudo-care of an assenting adult. (Duh.)

You can probably guess what happened next.

I. Got. Carded. 

Not only did I get carded, but as the girl behind the counter scrutinized my ID, her face shifted into that whole, left-eyebrow-raise-slight-chin-wrinkle-mini-surprised-smirk thing, "I wasn’t expecting to see that age.” 

Because she thought I was under 17. She thought I was in high school. She thought I was frolicking about in that blessed skin-glowing-hormone-raging-hands-holding-other-hands-at-football-games* stage of life. 

I’m going to choose to revel in this moment for the next 17 years or so. 

I got carded at the theater bar, too, just in case you were curious. 

I really, really love Atlanta. 

*Or so I hear.

In Manic Pixie Girl Tags Atlanta, Age Issues, R-Rated, AMC Theatres
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The trials & travails  

of 

stacie corliss

an autobiography. filed under awkwardness & embarrassment at your local library.

don't try to ask them about it at the desk. it gets really weird...really fast.

Note from the author:
my existence is magically tragic. mostly because jesus has decided to use my life for his own entertainment. it's okay to be a little bit jealous.

 

 

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